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friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.
Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!
by QuacksO April 19, 2018
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Friends with Benefits

Faye and Jackson are shagging

E.g. "Your leg isn't the only thing I want to rub" - friends with benefits Barbara
by LaaLaa init fam September 15, 2017
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friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely
friends at a new school has been defined :)
by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017
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Friends with benefits

Friends that call each other when they are feeling frisky and what to release some stress
by Ksksosodjfj May 11, 2018
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friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet
Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?
by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018
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Friends with Benefits

Two friends who have sex or hookup without an actual sexual relationship
“Dude, why did Amelia and Charlie have sex yesterday?!”

“They are friends with benefits.”
by charlie.pflug May 22, 2018
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Friends off

When your friend says some messed up shit
Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude
by Barry’sPpSucc123 May 23, 2018
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