A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.
Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
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Float or Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Float or Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
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A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
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at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.
at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.
that guy really likes his cigar. he's floatin the stogie.
he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.
he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.
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