Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Night field

An area where there is a high population of African-Americans

Damn, Detroit is just one big fucking night field.

by P6FuckYou December 31, 2015

Murphy Field

From Murphy's Law: an area of bad luck, misfortune, unlikely accidents, etc. surrounding a person or even a place. Sometimes affects others more than the focus. Can be specific to certain things like electronics, cooking, relationships, travel, etc.

My Murphy Field is especially strong; I am the Death of Electronics.

by FreddieSpaghetti December 26, 2023

Freddie fields

The person that sucks your toenails off
It's like a 3 am challenge but it's not 3 am

often meets up with an aaron to engage in sexual relationships

"Chad 1 : You done 5 nights at freddies dude?"
"Chad 2: Nah fuck that bro dont wanna get my toenails licked from Freddie fields"

by coolDud369 June 3, 2020

Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 19, 2021

Justin Fields

A quarterback who is respectfully the only good Bears quarterback of the franchise, (besides Sid Luckman).

Josh: Hey, did you see Justin Fields last night?
Mike: I know, he is the savior of the Chicago Bears.

by speedyadventure November 2, 2023

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022