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porn favor

The act of norrowing porn from someone in hard times. Often described as an embarrassing act but becomes less difficult over time.
Porn favor: Bro let me borrow some porn, my spank bank is all dried up and my WiFi is on the fritz, alls I got is this DVD player and this crusty sports illustrated swim suit edition from 1999.
by moto173 April 22, 2018
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My favorite part of "A Winter's Ball"

This is my favorite part of "A Winter's Ball"

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Your favorite rapper is Pitbull

An insult only to be used if all else fails.
Kid:I fucked your mom
You:your favorite rapper is Pitbull
(Crowd looses it)
by ∆$$ June 10, 2018
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homo favoritism

when you hate all gay people except for a few
friend 1: yeah i hate all gay people, but my friends are okay
friend 2: that's just homophobia with extra steps
friend 1: no that's homo favoritism
by bee haw September 2, 2022
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all the favorites

All types of drugs. Opium, Hash, mushrooms, acid, cokebuds
It was kickass, we had all the favorites: oooopium, hash, coke-buds.
by Bobby Davis November 24, 2002
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to brett favre it

To Brett Favre it: to be indecisive about something.

Based on Brett Favre's decision to keep quitting and then returning to professional football.
"Yo, you finally stop hitting that?"
"Nah, I think I'm gonna Brett Favre it and go back."

"So are we getting deep dish or thin crust?"
"I don't know, he's still Brett Favreing it."

"Did you chose between Jill or Stacy?"
"Nope. I'm just going to Brett Favre it and go back and forth until one of them gets too pissed."
by notbillclinton August 18, 2009
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Uncle Herschel's Favorite

The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.

History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.

Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.

The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.

Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
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