Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Fart clap

When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.

Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”

by Xuilzz November 30, 2019

rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.

I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Fart Swindler

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .

Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .

by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012

fart plie

That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.

I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

fart turd

A fart off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 14, 2016

Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.

Fart dominance asserted!

by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018