Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.
I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.
by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024
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hate farmer

Someone who posts intentionally inflammatory rhetoric knowing it will be quote retweeted condemning the post in order to push their page & gain followers who do share similar viewpoints and/or get viral posts. (A type of troll who uses hate to get views on a social media platform)
Don't RT that. They're clearly a hate farmer.
by Sidleup72 May 27, 2022
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Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big
Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big
by bald freddie mercury December 01, 2023
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farmer cox

a nice big man with a loose bum hole and a big cox if you get what i mean ;)
Suzi: im going to see farmer cox later, wanna come along bob?

Bobbart: hell yeAH
by Fermer Average C0x October 03, 2017
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Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth
by ChsBruce March 19, 2018
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Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse
He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer
by Thomas T Titwank May 04, 2017
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like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.
Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.
by McFatty0 May 03, 2016
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