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waddle fail

the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid
she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail
by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009
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Super Fail

A notch below Epic Fail. See the definition Epic Fail and bring it down a notch.
Guy: "Dude, I watched Avatar like 25 times."
Other Guy: "Super Fail.... Homo."
by wordy_bird April 30, 2010
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Ad fail

When a Ad is misplaced
Example of ad fail:A Dragon ball Z ad on a website against Dragon ball Z
by LOLcat number 324 May 19, 2010
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Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.
"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.
by notanotherjock October 20, 2010
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Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.
Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail
by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011
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Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
by Nross December 1, 2011
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twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you
tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail
by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011
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