floorbergasted

Adjective: a superlative state of stunned disbelief capable of knocking your consciousness to the floor in cognitive defeat before whatever stupendous incongruity you currently face.

I thought I'd heard ALL of my fiancee's family horror stories; but when she told me about her great aunt's retirement plan to be a geriatric call girl, I was floorbergasted.

by bergbachmetz March 24, 2013

floorcake

Cake that has been on the floor, but its ok, because its cake.

"Omg somebody left me some floor cake! #FLOORCAKE FTW!

by tgriley April 14, 2014

floor dip

Cheap, shitty chewing tobacco

I wouldn't dip that floor dip unless I had no other option.

by willywill430 November 19, 2014

Floorbang

Banging someone on or through the floor. Usually the floor is a HardWood one (badum tss)

The boy was floorbanged on through the floor.

by TK Spidey December 21, 2014

Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash February 29, 2016

Floor whore

Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.

"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"

by Robustandcrusty May 6, 2016