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faction monkey

when a person a roblox the wild west sweat joins a big faction and grind notority and kills in manor wars, usually toxic and found in small servers, if found, exterminate.(small tutorial on how to exterminate: get a lasso, lasso them, if that doesnt work rob them, if they still havent left then rob grind them, free money xdddd)second definition:when people who play the wild west on roblox become toxic as fuck and dox and ruin people on discord, spreading lies and shit, starting drama, all of that shit
person 1: *gets paterson and proto quickswitched AND tbagged*
person1: WHAT THE FUCK VRO THIS GUY IS BEING TOXIC AND HE KILLED ME IN ONE SECOND
person2:thats a faction monkey bro, just rob him
person2:atleast if you can fucking reach him that is
factionsweat:EZ KID GET FUCKING FUCKED
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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Friction Rubbing

The art of rubbing your wood against your bed sheet or mattress.
I couldn’t get out of bed this morning till i started friction rubbing
by Sploogington February 11, 2026
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Friction Fruit

A gay man, usually a Twink but not always who thrives and gets off on causing drama or "friction" between couples friends or people just for the thrill. They usually are looking for someone to confide or need them just to feel wanted or needed. A true friction fruit does it for no reason, they just are who they are and can't exist is a situation without causing drama.
Damn, RIP Ceasar. you were a total friction fruit. ❤️.
by Frictionfruit March 12, 2026
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.
My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.
by Dagalags May 28, 2025
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FACTion

Historical-Fiction books/movies genre
Have you read John Doe's latest FACTion book?
by anonymous December 15, 2025
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Friction Hogger

When one is so fat, (usually due to moderating discord servers and being a roblox veteran) they hog all friction in a space of a max capacity of 5.
Person 1: why is there low friction in dis bih? who is the friction hogger here??
by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 11, 2026
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