the poopyest man ever

The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there

Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”

by Joe_is_lovely15 April 15, 2023

prettiest boy ever

sajjad 😞🫶 fuck he’s so handsome words don’t mean NOTHING compared to him, nothing rounds up to explain how perfect he is. His smile, his laugh, his eyes, he’s so finee, everything about this boy is going to be the death of me 🫶

he is the prettiest boy ever.

by munknight April 20, 2023

Best Boyfriend Ever

justice!

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

ever so kind

ever so kind,

ever so kind.

by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

prettiest boy ever

jayden

"who is the prettiest boy ever?"
"jayden."

by astrologicalst4r December 26, 2022

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by anonymous November 20, 2023