Dirty Englishman

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

New England

The six greatest states in the country. In the New England states, you will deal with fewer rednecks and far less ignorance, as most of the ivy league schools can be found here. The vacation spots are unbeatable and most people dress decent. In the fall, the foliage is a major tourist attraction. During the winter months, people visit to stay in lodges or ski. In the spring and summer, the beaches are crowded and the small towns earn the most money by housing all of the vacationers who decide to stay at Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. Each state has its own perks... Oh yeah, did I mention that the Patriots are better than any other team?

Guy 1: "You're from New England? You must be a fuckin' Democrat hippie."

Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."

by DrRock710 August 3, 2008

engineer shot

1) snort a line of salt
2) take a shot of tequila
3) squirt lemon juice in your eye

The engineer shot was created to simulate the experience of being an engineer.

It is also known that snorting salt and squirting lemon juice in your eye causes alcohol to be absorbed into your blood faster (maybe).

For example, I took an engineer shot last weekend.

by anon186451 October 14, 2010

Speak English

Speak in Layman terms

This is best defined in this scene from movie The Avengers
Stark : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
Cap : Speak ENGLISH
Tony : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word

by Abiral July 16, 2018

English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

engorgeous

Something so gorgeous, it causes the body to react in a happy, generally swollen, manner.

"Did you see that engorgeous model...?"

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

Englishbee

A member of the small family of Englishbees. They generally have curly brown hair, blue eyes, and strong jaw lines. There are, however, a few exceptions to this norm. They all have very prominent facial features. A majority of Englishbee males are over six feet tall and females over five and a half feet tall. Most are intellectuals, however, they have to look modern colloquialisms up on urban dictionary...

Person 1: He's at the top of his class and Prom king.
Person 2: He must be an Englishbee.

by An Englishbee June 23, 2011