stone edged guilt

The slightly guilty feeling you get having wasted a whole evening getting stoned and not socialising/doing anything constructive.

Usually occurs when you go to bed but can also be experienced the next morning. Often the best made plans can fall foul to THC....

-'Weren't you supposed to go to Emma's birthday thing last night?'
-'Yup'
-'What happened'
-'I got lean and then had serious stone edged guilt.'

by ceejayy November 22, 2007

the edger

Its is like the sexual position "The Wheelbarrow" Except with a one legged woman. The wheelbarrow is when the woman puts both hands on the ground and the man stands between her legs and holds her back legs in the air while penetrating.

The Edger is when a one legged woman puts both hands on the ground and the man only has to hold one leg in the air while penetrating her. Thus it looks more like a lawn edger than a wheelbarrow

I met a one legged stripper and we did The Edger! It was awesome having the free hand to spank her ass!

by Conky And Bubbles February 28, 2017

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

Straight Edge

Straight edgers are concieted assholes who can't appreciates the gifts God gave us. They listen to horrible crappy punk bands like "Minor Threat

Cool Stoner Kid: "Wanna hit this spliff dude?"

Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...

by Jack Diesal February 19, 2005

straight edge

A group of fags who want the look of hardcore kids, but dont have the balls to do anything fun. So they put X's on their hands to show everyone that they truely, do, in-fact, need to die.

1: also see pussies
2: also see emo
3: also see churchies

i think ill drink nothing but coffee, listen to shitty music, wear all black, pretend like i hate my life, and draw all over my hands to say (but not say) that i have said no to a life of drugs; and call it "straight edge".

by sam elwood October 29, 2005

Straight Edge

The lifestyle choice for those with a superiority complex, but nothing to back it up. Followers are often pale/skinny/socially awkward

D&D nerds don't get to really look down on enough people, so I think I'll try straigh-edge

by megabyte800 February 13, 2005

Straight Edge

A bunch of fags that swear off drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Useally in the hardcore scene. More often than not they are 9-5 edge, breaking there pledge under the table. Straight Edge people have been known to become violent against people for not being edge or being "racist". Going so far to kill a guy wearing a Lynard Skynard shirt. Also will beat your ass in the pit, if your hands are not marked with the straight edge X's.

Did you see those straight edge fags smoking pot. Their full of shit.

by DLK September 7, 2007