weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

Child Eater

A homo sapien or the promised neverland demon who enjoys eating child organs.

I go to Kentucky Fried Children everyday because I'm a child eater! I love ordering the bite-size fetuses, very chewable.

by Elle is From Hell November 21, 2021

terminal e-dater

Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship

“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”

by bobby del rio January 12, 2022

Spoon eater

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.

You're a spoon eater

by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022

Eggshell_eater2

The best TikToker ever
He loves to eat eggshells
Eggshell_eater2 is insanely cracked at fortnite(like Justin) and is a cool dude.

Oh no!it’s eggshell_eater2 we have to run before he kills us!

by Eggshell_eater2 April 19, 2022

paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023