eating cookies

A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Wanda best lose some weight dog, she's eating cookies.

by BStalker July 16, 2007

eating out pussy

well known for 69 mostly the man eats out the woman but if you r lucky its woman on woman

tyler eats out his girlfriend everynight while neek givs his dad wet blowjobs everynight and then gets fucked analy by his dad while neek begs for it harder

by unknown June 11, 2006

Eating people

To murder and consume other individuals for nutrition.

"I cant stop eating people!"
"I LOVE eating people!"

by MikeTheeCannibal April 4, 2009

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.

"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."

by JohnTWend October 8, 2008

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012