Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

dresan

the values of y that are for when x equals zero

The dresan in this equation is 4.

by bread infection December 7, 2009

Dressinista

An empowered woman with fashion sense in dress and womens apparel. A woman that knows fashion, style and trends.

Wow! Look at that girl wearing that cool dress. She must be a dressinista!

by LynnsFashion September 25, 2011

Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.

1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.

by Eshmack September 29, 2011

dresef

a man/woman who's given name was dre/andre or a derivative thereof, but due to their awesome personality, their name must be combined with brosef to make dresef

(1)

Dre: "what's up, brosef?"
Chris: "Wassup Dresef!"

(2)

Joseph: "Hi, I am Joe"

Dresef: "Hi, I am Dresef"

Joseph: "Dresef?"

Dresef: "Dresef"

by Dresifer November 3, 2011

Dressing Room Boom Boom

The act of producing urine and/or feces inside of a public dressing room.

"I stopped thrifting with Robert after he got us kicked out of Savers for performing a dressing room boom boom."

by handsoftorgo June 10, 2013

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014