Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

by micahdehn January 6, 2008

donkey bass

low frequency oriented music rooted in funk, often overly exciting and known to induce booty wiggling and krunkness inside the place; techniques used to produce this sound are often low frequency oscillations, created by analog or software based synthesizers, however Squarepusher has been known to render this sound with a bass guitar and effects

That dj was dropping the most retarded donkey bass I've ever heard.

by Andrew Luck September 7, 2006

donkey fucker

To Joe Quesada.

Joe Quesada is a donkey fucker

by Bill Jemas January 27, 2004

Doing the donkey

Slang for female masturbation

I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!

by ABearsTail September 5, 2005

donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

by falcon4 is a douche July 23, 2008

swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

donkey mouth

A bitch with huge fucking teeth and a voice that sounds like a pack a wild Native American horses dry humping

That bitch Evan is such a donkey mouth

by Imbeast55 October 13, 2013