Hypopenile Disorder

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function

"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."

by Bobby Burncoat October 11, 2012

Antitopication Disorder

being addicted to beating up fat middle aged midgets on Tuesday mornings

I beat up a fat person i have antitopication disorder

by Anarwal7765 April 9, 2015

Cyrus Disorder

A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.

Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?

by Zenguin May 30, 2016

sex disorder

I suffer from a sex disorder, meaning I fuck anything, even a piece of paper. I refuse to go to rehab because I'll just fuck everyone there anyway. I'm a bit shocked that I'm not pregnant yet since I don't use condoms. I must fuck you to cure my disorder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kenzie can't go to rehab because she has a sex disorder.

by sselecaF May 17, 2016

dab disorder

When you can't stop dabbing and its just natural for you

he cant stop dabbing. He probably has a dab disorder

by Ucringeme March 2, 2017

Restlessness Disorder

This disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. It can make you push people away because you want your head to stop or you think that your protecting people from yourself. You isolate yourself from society and even you family. It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control.

"I think I have Restlessness Disorder."

by Prince_L May 11, 2018

Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder

The word “Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder”

(1) is when you’re over addicted over games that your body wouldnt want to move or do anything other than your hands on the controller or

(2) Could also mean you’re dumb as hell on a Call of Duty game and should never play it again, not even a Medal of Honor.

(1) “Hey Jim! This guy has Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder!! Sort him out quick!

(2) “Laugh my ass off, this kid ha Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder and seriously needs to f**k off and do one

by Intro Frags November 14, 2018