Danish Pancake

A small danish lady mounts your face and smears creme brule on your taint.

Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.

Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.

by fredfig March 28, 2024

Danish teambuilder effect

When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave

Nikolaj fell for the Danish teambuilder effect

by Guttilmur April 9, 2024

Dannis

Dannis is the most silliest loving caring and admiring person ever. He will fill ur life w joy and forget there’s any other emotion but pure happiness. Dannis entering ur life is the biggest blessing you’d ever ask for. He’s so smart and talented and will have you wondering how you ever got so lucky. He’s so full of pure energy he’ll always put a smile on ur face and make you laugh, be such a gentlemen, and have the most insane shlong ever.

i love you so so much, dannis ;p

by ashadazza April 24, 2024

daris

gay fucking nigga

yo you heard daris dated a non binary "girl" that nigga for sure a dude bruh

by monkeyboysaiyan May 7, 2024

Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

Darisexual

Being attracted to only tall asian men through the ages 16-29

Im totally darisexual dude

by deztroyed November 25, 2024

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024