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dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
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Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.
by Pk ripper October 25, 2022
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Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.
by Pk ripper October 25, 2022
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High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣
by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
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British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
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Jahara Desert

A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.

I will marry his grandma
Person 1: I just saw a big bum
Person 2: Was it Jahara Desert
by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024
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Food Desert

°Latvia: Absolute poverty. Prototypical 3rd world country; designed by Rosia. Slum housing. Slum bathrooms. Grocery store, clothing store, markets. Cell phone store, veterinarian, hospital. Beach. Magazines; it's not s slum house in da ghetto if it's not overflowing with magazines and books 👸🏻❣️
°Higgins Lake: Absolute poverty. Slum housing; grocery store, food produce stores. Food Desert; otherwise desert. Like all slum houses. Overflowing with books, magazines.

°Detroit; Gentrified. My house is in absolute poverty; because of India, this location is where my basic human rights get disrespected. They have never been blatantly disrespected in the other locations. Lots of rich white people; Dearborn, Bloomfield Hills, West Bloomfield, Grosse Pointe, Birmingham, Southfield, Livonia. Lots of unnecessary restaurants, businesses. Too gentrified; too gentrified. But it's good; otherwise I wouldnt be able to see a white -washed version of India. All the cities listed are lil India! But without the microphones. Just like Seinfeld and Friends; rich white people living in relative wealth, but they are unable to function in a 3rd world country. They can't read or write!

°MSU; A lot more diversity than Bloomfield Hills. Less of a food Desert. Brat, Machuca, racial diversity of Latin America, sex trafficking origin and destination countries. A lot of food; I would say that expect for magazines, it has the most food of any of the locations.
I live in a Food Desert. I'm never provided adequate food; Asians step in and provide food for me. My colonizers want to kill me and are spoiled Europeans; this planet is designed for nobody and is a result of Caucasian Privilege.
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