My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk

Scumbag Dad

by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps

Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't

by Nigger number two August 2, 2018

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021