coota

another word for coochie/pussy meow

person 1 - omg did you see her coota?
person 2 - no but i smelt it

by coota slayer March 4, 2021

Cooter Hole

The hole of a cooter mostly used to gain urinary tract infections and to use iVibrate to tickle your pickle.

Yo her cooter hole is green and it smells like a Jimmy Johns restroom.

by CoochieSniffer42069 March 23, 2021

Cooter snatcher

When your panties get pulled into your vagina.

Person 1: my panties got into a wedgie with my vagina

Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.

Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!

by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Cooterbot

A big pussy.

I am crying about 13 days in a row I am a cooterbot.
I have to take a medical leave for a sniffle cooterbot status.

by Binsquad November 26, 2021