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Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024
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crystal chambers

Crystal chambers is usually the name given to people who resemble pigeons.

There is no direct link between the name and the animal/person, however, the animal usually resembles a pigeon or poodle hybrid.
Oh my god, that's a right Crystal chambers there.
by Bydjm07 March 9, 2024
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crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
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happy crystals

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!
by BekahBooVT July 15, 2019
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Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.
My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023
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Mother Crystal

This is a crystal from an arg
its purpose is to help the players travel the multiverse, its said to explode the king of onis if he touches it, but this really true?
The mother Crystal can Help you traverse the multiverse
by LastCall837 July 18, 2023
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Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
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