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crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022
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crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
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Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving
Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut
by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019
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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
by QuacksO September 30, 2020
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Crank

a crank is a creature from the movie trilogy and book series The Maze Runner.

its described as a zombie-looking creature, with pale skin, and reddened eyes. They're very skinny, so you could see their bons underneath their skin. they have extremely black and/or red veins as well as some sort of strings out of their skin, making them stick to the wall in some of the scenes in The Maze Runner movies.
person 1: "what are those zombie things?"

person 2: "those are the Cranks!"
by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 21, 2024
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Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
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Crank

1. Used to describe a person who is crazy. 2. A slang term for drugs, usually heroin. 3. A slang term to do something with power or vigorous motion. From the German work "krank" which also means "sick."
"He's a bit of a crank."
"Wow, that's some good crank."

"He really cranked that ball out of the park."
by Grcman November 9, 2017
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