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Covfefe

An powerful, arcane and eldritch power word of the first order used by members of the Temple Illuminatus to curse enemies or bolster allies. Its effectiveness is amplified several times when soon followed by the power word "kefauver". If these utterances don't seem to work they can, with great caution, be elevated to an almost "sure thing" by using the power word of the third order, "ishakabibble". Don't try this at home, kids.
Fireball! Fireball! Covfefe! Ring of fire. Faerie fire. Kefauver! SCORCH! Ishkabibble!

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Covfefe. He can go about his business. Kefauver. Move along. Ishkabibble.
by Trixster Million April 23, 2020
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

When you accidentally put the nuclear launch code at the end of your tweet.
by Alex.Ander June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Something Trump said, i have no idea what it means
That's very covfefe of you
by Nutguzzler9000 January 13, 2022
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

when your tweet is too short and it's not funny
by AllyLxnn July 9, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

idk master of everything covfefe
by YaBoiHockey June 17, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Coverage and coffee as a portmanteau. From a tweet. Pronounced "koVEE fee."
by ShhShhShh August 7, 2023
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

When your Twitter auto spells your secret name for Hilary's ass
Hill so's covfefe is right for my Pepe
by Scyco jakkk January 24, 2019
mugGet the Covfefemug.

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