Covfefe

An powerful, arcane and eldritch power word of the first order used by members of the Temple Illuminatus to curse enemies or bolster allies. Its effectiveness is amplified several times when soon followed by the power word "kefauver". If these utterances don't seem to work they can, with great caution, be elevated to an almost "sure thing" by using the power word of the third order, "ishakabibble". Don't try this at home, kids.

Fireball! Fireball! Covfefe! Ring of fire. Faerie fire. Kefauver! SCORCH! Ishkabibble!

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Covfefe. He can go about his business. Kefauver. Move along. Ishkabibble.

by Trixster Million April 23, 2020

Covfefe

When you accidentally put the nuclear launch code at the end of your tweet.

Despite the negative press covfefe

by Alex.Ander June 2, 2017

Covfefe

Something Trump said, i have no idea what it means

That's very covfefe of you

by Nutguzzler9000 January 13, 2022

Covfefe

when your tweet is too short and it's not funny

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by AllyLxnn July 9, 2017

Covfefe

Master Of Everything

idk master of everything covfefe

by YaBoiHockey June 17, 2017

Covfefe

Coverage and coffee as a portmanteau. From a tweet. Pronounced "koVEE fee."

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by ShhShhShh August 7, 2023

Covfefe

When your Twitter auto spells your secret name for Hilary's ass

Hill so's covfefe is right for my Pepe

by Scyco jakkk January 24, 2019