cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

cooter sack

When a man or woman is hated . Usually for their unusualy ugly vagina sack or irregular dick sack

Man if you we're any uglier you'd be a cooter sack

by Wow it's already taken August 29, 2017

cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass

rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper

by coots baby May 16, 2018

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017

cooter clapper

When you make that cooter clap

Cooter clapper 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

by Cooterclapper October 18, 2017

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be fucking everybody and gave yo dad AIDS. Her vagina looks like a cherry blossom but smells like cigarettes and cat food.

Homie: Yo she cute as fuck.
Me: Nah yo she got a lil cooter.
Homie: Shit...fuck it, a hole is a hole.

by Glixxy fucked the cat January 8, 2020