condensity

the rate at which something condenses.

yo dude, the condensity of the water on that cold glass was so high, it condensed like a mother bill y'all.

by salko January 29, 2010

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condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.

I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.

by jamie February 2, 2004

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a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

by asbo August 17, 2006

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Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

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monster condom

When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.

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"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...

by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017

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