communism

when the government does stuff

government:does stuff
everyone:communism lol

by its_maaay April 30, 2021

Communism

the political ideology of wage distributed equally

Ted, learning how Soviet Russia followed communism, split the bubble gum equally.

by I_HateAmongUsMemes June 6, 2021

communismmenopause

shitty dazai cosplay. unironically.

communismmenopause is pretty. like REALLY pretty. extremely.

by atsushikinnie June 25, 2021

Communism

Theoretically, the concept is good, but never works due to greedy humans.

Communism in theory is good, but although the notion that everyone is equal sounds good in terms of stopping poverty, too many people are greedy and hungry for money. Plus you're stripped of the freedom and right to express religious views and beliefs.

by UltimateDoge July 1, 2021

Communism

When lesbians share boobs

Bo- they're not my boobs they're OUR boobs
Leah- yes, we have 4 tits
Bo- this is communism

by Jrxhwz3x August 20, 2021

Communism

Communism is various ideology, it can be devided into democrats (chads), anarchists (normal guyz) and

authoritarians (tankie cunts)

Democratic communists are chads, smart, educated, get marx right and shall rule the world one day. (democratic marxism, council communism, parliamentary communism, orthodoxian marxism, liberal communism, syndicalists)

Anarchist communists are normal casual communists that got some stuff of communism but are litral kiddos that think that with the power of weed a society can be reigned. (Anarcho-communists, anarcho-syndicalists)

Authoritarian communists are tankie cunts, its discussed among real communists (Anarchistic, democratic communists) if they are really communists, they fucked up everything in history with their tanks and small penises, they hopefully wont rule anymore countries. (they can call themselfs whatever, state-leninism, leninism-marxism, maosim, idc =>in the end its all baisically stalinism)

fuck tankies lol

Tankies have small penises they compensate with tanks so they probably dont really want Communism.

Anarcho-communists are normal communists so they r cool n want Communism.

Democratic Communists will bring Communism to the world! Workers of the world unite!

by Communist.exe November 22, 2021

communism

something utterly amazing

Mike: did you see my new shoes
Jonny: dude, those are awesome! cool as communism

by Chaos142 November 23, 2021