The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
Get the Claire Evansmug. by ANNABITCH13 September 10, 2020
Get the claire anne salcedomug. Changing her mind at the last minute about attending a social event when discovering she is expected to pay.
Claire: “Is Brett not paying for the drinks?”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
by Highstandards April 10, 2022
Get the Doing a Clairemug. A Choccy Claire is when someone lays on their back and then has someone lays a log of poo between their bum cheeks and then a male ejaculates on top of the poo creating a chocolate eclair.
by Zulu01 November 20, 2023
Get the choccy Clairemug. if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020
Get the Clairemug. A beautiful girl and one of the best people you will ever meet and is quick to make friends and will be your friend for a very long time is loyal and will stand by your side when times are low this is overall just an amazing person
by anonymous November 21, 2023
Get the claire colagrossmug. (noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025
Get the clairemug.