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Christian

-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome
"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."
by Man_whore_OMG September 23, 2008
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christian

Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.

A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.

Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.

A bit of evidence to shed some light:

Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.

They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.

99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.

Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.

God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".

Which is just really fucking stupid.

To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.

He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.

The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.

:o

Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.

Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!

But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!

Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!

:D"
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Christian

A hottie, sexy beast, but is never on social media. He will always give up what he has to be with the one he loves. A Capricorn usually. He's been through a lot so don't mistreat him. Usually with an amazing girlfriend. But if you can get him as a friend then that's enough.
Ha! Christian's hilarious.
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Christian Dollard

An amazing guy with an amazing personality. He's the best charming person smart kid you'll ever meet. He has a big penis and is great with my pussy.
Go Christian Dollard!
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Christian

Christian is that guy who is so funny and gets all the wet pussy he wants.
Man, I wish I could be like Christian.
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Christian

Someone who gets shit done. Let them handle whatever you asked them to do, because that person has got it under control. Let them get their shit done.
When someone points to their name tag that says “Christian” that means they are gettin shit done.
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Christian cross

The symbol of Christianity and Catholicism. It symbolizes Jesus’ sacrifice for us, and how after three days of being crucified on the cross, he rose and defeated humanity’s sin.(because we’re too evil to do it ourselves) He made the ultimate sacrifice. The cross is commonly seen in churches and is also worn by many people(even if they’re not actual Christians) A lot of the times it is sadly used as a fashion statement today, for example: you will sometimes see people like Nicki Manaj and other women/Justin Bieber posing nearly naked and vainly wearing a large golden or sparkly cross, completely forgetting it’s meaning and value.
Person #1: Look that dudes wearing the Christian cross.

Person #2: Cool! He must be a Christian or something.
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