Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024

Central

Central is a word that is hard to define - what is central just is central - it is a new catchphrase used to define hot people.

'That's so central' - that's so quiche, so hot, so it, that is the moment.

by tchinarro September 5, 2022

Massif Central

A French woman's rack

Did you see Jean last night?
That French babe has got a massif central on her

by Jack Jacques Jackson December 17, 2022

harnett central middle

your basic racist ass country people come here. it’s musty and always stinks in the bathrooms, all the teachers suck 60 % of the people is Mexican’s and the rest is black and white, this school is hella ghetto too and half of the school are at least addicted to nic or weed. and every girl there thinks there the shit and all the boys too and yo basic edgar’s and people w mullets go here.

oh let’s go to the bathroom.

no it’s harnett central middle let’s not.

by urfavwhitewhore May 12, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Catholic Central High School

Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school

Catholic Central High School Bums

by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022

Central Ohio Finger Trap

A game played in which one friend sticks a finger up the anus of a friend who clenches, attempting to keep the finger “trapped”. Developed in central rural Ohio, the game has quickly become a cult favorite.

Jim: I’m just bored out of my mind!
Clark: Wanna do some Central Ohio Finger Traps?
Jim: I suppose.

by CentralOhioGuy February 6, 2024