belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
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Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomas mug.Calvin is the moon. He is poetic, has a dark sense of humor and is funny. When he falls for a girl he falls hard. It’s as if he bares his heart and gives her all his love. He is emotionally vulnerable but doesn’t want to show it. Next time you see your Calvin, give him a hug. Love him. Also they tend to be amazing in guitar (electric)
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Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too
Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too
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by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021
Get the Calvin mug.Callin is an amazing girl, perfect really, with a super soaker. She’s very funny, talented, and amazing. She’s amazing and talented and talented. Talented btw. You can’t take your eyes off her cause she’s so pretty. She’s a lyrical genius really, ahead of her times. Just good at everything. She’s the only friend you need really, overall great girl.
Guy #1 : whose that amazing girl with the super soaker over there?
Guy #2 : omg that’s Callin, the love of my life <3
Guy #2 : omg that’s Callin, the love of my life <3
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