The most largest yet decent state in the U.S. so far, yet the shittiest place I've seen and been born in.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
Tool: "California is the best place ever!!!"
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
by War is peace February 15, 2017
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The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.
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"I was pullin a calf on a cliff last night but that bitch fell on her face and broke her nose which led to coitus interuptus."
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seven days of torture, seven days of bitter,
and my girlfriend went and cheated on me,
she's a California Dime but i think it's time to quit her.
La, La, La..."
seven days of torture, seven days of bitter,
and my girlfriend went and cheated on me,
she's a California Dime but i think it's time to quit her.
La, La, La..."
by eendur June 28, 2011
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Cop: well, u did one helluva california roll and go back there at that stop sign!
Cop: well, u did one helluva california roll and go back there at that stop sign!
by DA BOSS! April 15, 2011
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See also: Western Band Association and Bands of America
See also: Western Band Association and Bands of America
by Scot December 10, 2004
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