cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
by wibbles11223 October 10, 2010
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William Cumming

You're such a William Cumming!
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Cum Kiss

a cum kiss or spunking is a kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's or partners mouth or lips
Cum Kiss: after ejaculation of the semen someone either have the sperm in their mouth, on or around the lips proceeds to kiss someone else sharing it and swallowing it together in the kiss.
by ToyBare January 02, 2010
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cum dumpster

A promiscuous woman who is not choosy about her sexual partners and who allows most or all men who she has sex with to cum inside of her without protection.
She sleeps with every guys she meets. She is such a cum dumpster.
by arkark November 06, 2011
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yummy cum

All cum; esp. cum that is produced after eating a lot of bananas, pasta, or drinking a lot of pineapple juice.
"John ate Italian food for the last three days; I gave him a blowjob and he gave me dessert. I love to swallow a hot, steamy load of yummy cum."
by dicksy chick September 24, 2007
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Shid and Cum

Shidding and cumming is as it sounds, with shid being poop and cum being peepee milky. You shid and cum your pants when you are surprised, devastated, or gay.
Holy shit! I just shid and cum my pant. Ahhhh
by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019
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banana cum

Banana guts/jizz that gets all over other fruit, typically in a fruit salad.
"What the fuck, mom?! Why did you put bananas in my fruit salad?? There's banana cum everywhere!"
by kalligator November 08, 2011
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