Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
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Cricket rub

Using your leg to rub against your mans penis while cuddling
Yeah girl I think I’m gonna dump him, he came from just me cricket rubbing him
by ELM2.0 September 15, 2020
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )
"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
by CricBadger March 13, 2016
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Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.
“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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