creepy office guy

Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.

The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Greatest band in the world according to The Dude.

Creedence Clearwater Revival, greatest band in world man.

by Walter&Donny October 28, 2010

Brim Creeper

When a large turd takes it's sweet time "creeping" out of the brim of one's asshole.

I was outside the bathroom today and it sounded like poor Joey was suffering from a Brim Creeper

by MisterFlamingo October 21, 2018

Creepasaurus Rex

1. (n.) The innate animal instinct that comes out while we mindlessly use social networking sites, such as Facebook and Twitter, for hours on end.

2. (adj.) Being a really big creeper

John missed his favorite T.V. show last night because he was being creepasaurus rex on Facebook.

"Chester totally tried sneaking a peek at you at the urinal, what a creepasaurus rex!"

by dyl-pod April 4, 2010

Dance Club Creeper

The wierd guy at a dance/night club who sits on the sidelines, Alone, until he has enough alcohol in him to randomly grind on anyone and every woman in site on the Dance floor. He creeps up without warning and before you know it, he is grinding on your ass without even a Hello. This guy also seems to never ever go away!

I was dancing when a Dance Club Creeper took it upon himself to sneak attack me with his thrusting grind moves on my behind...I then spent the rest of the night dodging him like Roadrunner

by AntiCreeper_24 March 3, 2011

creek out

to "fuck up" in such a way that it causes grief and despair to others.

dudeman: "yo you still fuckin that girl"
dudeman 2: "nah"
dudeman: " why?"
dudeman 2: " I aint know"
dudeman : " damn boi you creekin out"

potsmoker: " yo you get that herb"
drug dealer: " nah not yet"
potsmoker: "damn you creek out"

by gucci8 December 1, 2009

creeping hand

the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.

j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."

m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."

j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"

m: "bitch"

by choop April 14, 2008