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cock fight 

When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.
An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between

me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.
cock fight by FriendlyCock December 14, 2019
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Cock fight 

When two or more hormonal men face off.
Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.
Cock fight by Threve August 11, 2019

Cock Throttle 

One who takes the full caaaaaaack down the thris-oat like a sword swallower like a Barnum and Bailey Circus show performer. Gurkle Gurkle.
*said in a spicy Boston accent* Erra that gal took deez nutz and erra my caaack like a true Cock Throttle
Cock Throttle by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni
Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

Cock Mute 

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.
I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.
Cock Mute by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

Cock a doodle doodoo

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

Cock-up Cascade 

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."