Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?
by imgregbrady July 24, 2008
The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
by Orchard August 06, 2012
Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
by Beornn1 February 02, 2011
by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011
Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011
The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015
1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.
2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.
2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!
2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!
by SomeSithL0rd February 24, 2018