backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

clean the plate

The the food so damn good you eat everything thing one it not leaving one crum u literally lick the whole plate

Damn u clean that plate

Mama I clean the plate

That food so good I cleaned the plate

by Mind you damn bissness March 20, 2017

dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011

Clean Logan

Opposite of a Dirty Logan. (When his dick is very small)

Sister 1: did he have a Dirty Logan when he put it in your butt?
Sister 2: no it was a Clean Logan.
Sister 1: Omg I can’t believe our brother has a Clean Logan haha

by Wtfisacleanlogan? April 13, 2020

clean the casino

the act of blowing your nose, picking boogers, or sniffing really hard before snorting some intoxicating substance

I need to clean the casino because I'm having a party there later.

by baylor_mate July 23, 2008

Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

Rip Clean in

do the extreme

Horse in

really go for it

do the dawg! (dog)

1) you are very slow with the drinking pace there Ian! why don't you rip clean in?

2) I ripped Clean into the gats, boy!

3) I ripped clean into the bass trombone! The conductor told me to play only forte!

4) your man slapped my girlfriend's ass so I ripped clean into him!

5) I ripped clean into a batter burger after gatting!

by frostyPaul August 20, 2008