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Christopher calamitous 

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

Christopher Columbus Effect 

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”

Christopher Palizza

I used Christopher Palizza to make Bing bongs.

Christopher mills drive special 

when you a white man cum in an Asian mans mouth named tai and it comes out of his ears and nose
Yea I gave tai the Christopher mills drive special

Christopher king 

Chris king is a very cool guy. Intimidating at first but after that he is awesome . Has pretty as fuck eyes and the rest ain’t so bad either any woman( or anybody) to have the priveledge of meeting him and being in his life is a lucky mother fucker . He is reasonable and fair and straight up. As real as they get
Christopher king is real as fuck