champion

One who tries hard but fails anyway. Someone who expected to succeed against impossible odds and failed.

Often used to tease a someone who has just failed.

He tried to outrun the police on a ten speed bike, what a champion.

What a champion.

by Dave221 September 21, 2005

champ

Done, okay, finished. In a physical state where further intoxication is unneeded. Often used as a polite refusal for more marijuana, alcohol, etc. Also used as a general term for reluctancy or unwillingness.

"Yo Lee, hit greens on this bowl."

"Aw, no thanks man, I'm champ from that last one."

"Bro, let's throw eggs at some traffic!"

"I'm champ on that, dude. Count me out."

by churnice January 8, 2013

champion(s)

a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass

kailan and alyce =

by alyce and kailan September 26, 2003

Champagne Diet

When someone does nothing but drink champagne for twenty-four hours straight.

1) "damn i feel fine, i'm on a 24 hour champagne diet".

2) person 1--> 'you look like you feelin good, you drunk?'

person 2--> 'ya, i'm on a champagne diet'

person 2--> 'sweet, i'm starting on one of those diets this

weekend'

by tamtamatam April 9, 2010

African champagne

Cum which comes specifically from a black man.

Man 1: Has Gina got herself a black boyfriend?
Man 2: Yes, she gonna be tasting African champagne tonight!
#cum#ejaculation#sperm#man juice

by pixman90 May 29, 2020

champagne

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

Champagne Supernova

When you shake up a champagne bottle (must contain champagne only) insert the tip of the bottle into the arsehole of a willing volunteer and let chemistry do the rest .

A champagne supernova.

"We performed a 'champagne supernova' on my friend in the backyard for a dare."

by Elijahri September 23, 2019