Social Cancer

Social Cancer is a trend that grows quickly and can, but don't always, remain for a long time. Social Cancers can be cults, events, items, etc.
Some examples are:
Harambe
Fidget Spinners
Kekistani
Literally anything that is pervasive in a culture
Guy: Ugh, Fidget Spinners are such social cancer!
Guy 2: VSHHH
Guy: Noooo!
by ThePurityOfChaos August 05, 2017
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cancer bad

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
by izrofel November 11, 2003
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Cancer Man

HORRIBLE! Cancer Men have no sense of stability in their life and they suck and always cheat in their relationships (if they can keep one for more than a week) If you have a Cancer Man in your life, go through their phone and see if their friends with their ex. If they are friends with their ex...... REEEEEDDDDD FFFLLLLAAAAGGGG!!!!!
Ashton: Honey, I'm a Cancer
Karson: We're done.
Man that Cancer Man sucks.
by Ladyrights<3 March 01, 2022
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cancer deto

A Dorito that you set on fire with lighter fluid
Man 1: what are you burning
Man 2: a cancer deto
by LowestDrop6822 June 06, 2021
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Woke-Cancer

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.
Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer
by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie July 15, 2020
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Desticular Cancer

Majestic
Pensive
Tall
Most often found in people named Destiny
"She gave me desticular cancer!" -Taylor
"What do you mean? Who?" -Bailey
"Destiny, that batch!" -Taylor
"Oh girl, you better batch slap her in the shat bag!" -Bailey
by Billy So November 13, 2013
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Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.
Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.
by the festival cancer. October 08, 2009
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