buffet

heaven for fat people and john candy's glory

the buffet was wiped out by john candy

by baka_kuso_yarou December 10, 2004

baffer

your motherfuckin' dick

"dude, put your baffer away."

by MIKEGGGG July 10, 2005

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

bruffer

(noun)1) A made-up alcoholic drink served when one is compleatly wasted.
(noun)2) a male you're directly related to. A brother.

1) "I think I'm gonna need a bruffer."
2) "Awwwww." Said his sissy. "Is bruffer not home yet?"

by vampyrelulu November 28, 2007

buffen

Longer for buff, means a fittay/ very good looking person.

Hey bro did u see that girl, what a Buffen

by Sonny bill williams July 5, 2016

Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.

Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.

by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009

buffers

tits

look at the buffers on her

by hatband April 27, 2009