Bakersfield

A city in Central California, roughly 150 miles northeast of Los Angeles. It suffers from a lack of culture, backwards politics, and extremely hot temperatures.

It is the definite area at which the zombie apocalypse will begin.

Hick from Oildale: I love Bakersfield. I'm going to live here forever, smoking meth and sitting on my ass all day.

Me: You do that buddy. You're going to be a zombie anyways.

by stayin'dafuckouttabako May 15, 2010

baked

Fucked up and stoned. Some symptoms are glazed eyes and getting the munchies.

Damn, after taking a few hits, i am so baked.

by Flaberingaks June 29, 2006

wake and bake

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

chelsea: hows your morning?
emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."

by emmalicious! December 29, 2008

bakersfield

a really shit place where the air is as clean and pure as paris hilton

bakersfield. why bother?

by this person December 4, 2004

Charlie Baker Denver Row

Code name for Cell Block Death Row, the most hardcore cell block in a maximum security prison. This is not a place for the weak - prison rapes and beatings are common. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self." Based on a phonetic alphabet (for example, A = Alpha, B = Baker, C = Charlie, D = Denver, E = Echo, etc).

"They send ya to Charlie Baker Denver Row
Now they runnin' up in ya slow"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"

by Nicholas D March 13, 2009

Bakernator

A sophisticated cryogenic sex machine, sent back from the future to change the course of history one female at a time. The Bakernator is irresistable to women and revered as a living god by men everywhere.

Girl 1 - "Look out! Its the Bakernator!!"

Girl 2 - "Oh shit, I just got out of the wheelchair after last time!"

by Matty O The TFU rapist February 4, 2007

baked beans

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

by vermilion123 February 13, 2007