1 definition by stayin'dafuckouttabako
A city in Central California, roughly 150 miles northeast of Los Angeles. It suffers from a lack of culture, backwards politics, and extremely hot temperatures.
It is the definite area at which the zombie apocalypse will begin.
It is the definite area at which the zombie apocalypse will begin.
Hick from Oildale: I love Bakersfield. I'm going to live here forever, smoking meth and sitting on my ass all day.
Me: You do that buddy. You're going to be a zombie anyways.
Me: You do that buddy. You're going to be a zombie anyways.
by stayin'dafuckouttabako May 15, 2010