boyfriend brain trust

A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.

The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.

by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017

Boyfriend-coded

A phrase to describe when a guy's aesthetic is attractive in a realistic, warm and down to earth way that makes him seem relatable or even reachable, looking like they could be your boyfriend. this phrase is often used when attractive male celebrities post of themselves that feel intimate in some way. Probably sitting in a sofa reading a book, hanging out outdoors or eating something that is not particularly fancy.
If you ever see a picture of a guy and you think "this looks like the picture of someone's boyfriend" or "he looks like he is on a date" you probably have it right.

person 1: look, Jungkook made a live of him doing his laundry...
person2: really? haha.. this looks so boyfriend-coded...

by quackquacidk April 16, 2023

Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 26, 2012

Nick eh 30’s boyfriend

Someone who is family friendly. Someone who’s first game has probably been GTA 5. Someone who doesn’t like fun and just sits in the depths of their own shadows all day and night wondering when the next pizza is going to arrive.

I swear bro, you’re acting like nick eh 30’s boyfriend

by Vitex June 1, 2022

Boyfriends Webtoon stans

deranged fatherless ppl who sexualise gay couples and hopes that one day they will have a gay bff whilst secretly being homophobic and report any boyfriends slander they see and go on twitter and rant about it

person 1:borfriends is sooooo good they r all so cute
person 3: ughhh ikr i would love to live in that world
person 2: fucking cringe boyfriends webtoon stans
person 1: ranting about that on twitter rn frick you
person 3: me and my 1 follower are literally going to spam you, person 2, you female dog!!!!!

by societygoeswild July 13, 2022

your boyfriend up?

A way of asking a girl if she is in a relationship with a man or if she is single

Aye girl, your boyfriend up?

by skeezerweirdo December 20, 2010