Michael Booth

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.

OH SHIT, ITS MICHAEL BOOTH GUYS!!!!!!!

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Double-Booth Boogie

A women who masturbates with a double penetrating dildo.

Mandy: Did you hear that Karen can only get herself off if she’s doing the Double-Booth Boogie?

Eleanor: “Gosh! What a whore!”

by Jizzex Platinum March 11, 2025

John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.

She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!

by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

John Wilkes booth

At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.

Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.

by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014

A right jonny booth

a typical autist who's banter is stale and adds no moral value to a sesh

aye tom's being a right jonny booth tonight ey boys.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

John Wilkes Boothing

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)

After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.

by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018

Caleb Arthur Booth

The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.

My good sir you are behaving in a particularly Caleb Arthur Booth-ly fashion tonight.

by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018