blonde

a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid

a hair color

the biggest prep in your school!

she is such a blonde!

by Erin silva May 12, 2004

Blonde Freeze

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.

While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.

by Ms D November 8, 2010

Blondeshell

A blonde bombshell. A smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys' trousers feel tighter and tighter.

Dude #1: "Bro, did you see that blondeshell that just passed by us?"

Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."

by JT43 August 22, 2011

BlochNess

A very square penis. A medical term.

“I had this new patient last week who has a case of BlochNess. Apparently it’s genetic.”

by ShadowMight3 February 19, 2018

blond choch

Logan Paul

Hey look it’s a blond choch

by Young doggie March 11, 2018

blonde-guy

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018

Demi-Blonde

An adjective derived from the words demi and blonde.

Demi meaning half

and

Blonde meaning... well... stupidly fail

Can be a girl or guy.

Girl: I don't understand Pi.
Guy: Pie is a cake-ish thing people eat.
Girl: Wow ur such a demi-blonde
Guy: But my hair is brown.
Girl: Half blonde... stupid

by Azivin March 20, 2010