Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.

I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.

by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017

pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...

I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.

by Socks and box June 26, 2016

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024

Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

Blanket statement

Making an assumption or giving an opinion of a general group or idea

“Star Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!” Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesn’t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. I’m talking to you content creators on social media. It’s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, it’s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.

by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025

Sympathy Blanket

A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.

“James you need to leave her, you’re turning into a sympathy blanket.”

by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022

blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017