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Blake

- Blake (it),:

-To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something, cause a debacle, or fuck something up, in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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has zero friends and is ugly, nobody should ever talk to a blake.
Hey look there is blake. He smells like tuna
by Sniper/Gang May 8, 2018
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blake

a fag who likes taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time. they are only homosexual and have a tendency of only fucking extremely gay guys
man, blake is giving it to that gay couple over there
by jewish community October 18, 2008
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A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.
person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"
by welloshproom March 11, 2009
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A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.
Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.
by O-grrrl May 30, 2011
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blake rights

the stereotypical way for an asian driver to say "brake lights"
asian driver: i told you officer it wasn't my fault i couldn't even see his blake rights!

officer: what rights?
by smallone December 24, 2008
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Blakeusmaximus

Fucken kicks ass he beats all the rest he is awesome and can do/ get what ever he desires in life with ease.
is good at spelling gramma all english pe sciences etc. etc.

They are the best people/gods in existance,
Often refured to as blakeus, supreme overlord, or galactic overlord.
that guy seems almost blakeusmaximus

wow how did u get sooo blakeus!!!!

bro that was blakeus cool !!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome god coolist
by Camble live =) June 19, 2010
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